Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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