So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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