Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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