id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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