Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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