I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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