im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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