Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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