so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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