he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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