Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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