she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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