I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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