just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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