He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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