Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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