pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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