How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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