see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
I don't think brook has ever known best
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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