Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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