There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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