she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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