Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
How external is "for external use only"?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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