She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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