i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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