I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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