he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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