I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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