I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
he shaved USA in his pubs
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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