I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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