I am puke
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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