He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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