Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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