uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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