I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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