Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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