Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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