she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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