At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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