I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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