so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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