Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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