if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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