East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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