My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
My cat gives me a boner
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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