Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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