"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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