I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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