At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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