Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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