oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
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